@Tarriff3 years agoGod damn it Baggins! +It was hard to make a video about Halflings Without a Halfling model 687
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@eviem56583 years ago"He's in downtown screaming he's fire and death and covered in gold!" Who let Balthasar Gelt out? 1014
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@EldarPanic3 years agoFor a second I forgot which fantasy universe this was.... 799
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@mathieuverschelden45253 years agoImperial Chronicler Tolkien: Ah shit, here we go again. Then again, this might turn into an interesting story... 488
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@ollaniuspius12113 years agoI sense a "Make Altdorf Great Again" campaign from this Witch-Hunter 326
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@smileybones91723 years agoThat witch hunter's name is Tolkien, and he went on to be the most esteemed fantasy author in Altdorf! 278
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@InquisitorThomas3 years agoBaggins is going to return home to Mootland to find Vlad and Isabella eating all his relatives. 415
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@multi-snakedragon41843 years agoWhen oakenshield dies Thorgrim: time to write another grudge. 56
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@toastedghost89713 years agoout of all the places in the Warhammer universe to live, the Mootland seems like a pretty decent place to settle down. When there aren't vampires snooping around that is... 167
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@Azoth867303 years ago"Just as planned" -Tzeentch 61
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@Shrapnel573 years agoThat Stirlander saying about shooting halflings on sight makes awful lot of sense to me now. 150
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@demoscassi80553 years agoMeanwhile, an imperial Gray wizard is visiting Lord Necromancer in Slovenia. 34
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@user-zr2xs2os6c3 years agoFrom this video I`ve learned that it`s hard to be an old man with a golden ring in the Empire. Especially if you`re from Averland or state-nobody-wants-to-visit 131
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@tvs59413 years agoOrion, what do your elven eyes see? They are taking the hobbits to Averland! 33
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@The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia3 years agoGod damn it Tariff, now you made me wanna do a Mootland campain roleplaying as the fellowship. 55
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@noblemanasa39743 years agoOkay, so the Baggins started a minor war in the Mootland between the Elves, Dawi, and the Empire, then the Orks invaded. That makes 4 and a half armies present, so is the Vampires getting in on this? 440
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@aasmundhald76383 years agoAnd the dwarfs: Dwagrim, Bagrim, Ogrim, Glogrim, Bigrim, Bogrim, Bomgrim 296
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@Tragedous3 years agoThe halflings recieved the moot because a halfling cook convinced the emperor that it would be hillarious to steal/permanently borrow from stirland 34
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@novaterra9733 years agoFun fact: You can buy a tasty meat pie at cheap price from Halfling vendors in almost every Imperial city. Unfortunately, it is also called Roiling Gut Pocket because the Halflings use their amazing cooking skill to hide the sorry state of ingredients (and sometimes mystery meats), resulting in many trips to the toilet afterward. Fun fact 2: There is an Empire-wide Halfling organization for equal right, called Quinsberry Lodge, specifically because the Halflings are most oppressed non-human minority within the Empire (with plenty of attacks and outright pogrom - especially by the Stirlanders, throughout the history), since both the Imperial Dwarfs and Elves are wealthy and powerful enough (both as a group and individuals) to escape persecution and even fight off the lynch mob (and in case of the Dwarfs, with the additional advantage of the Cult of Sigmar literally having 'be nice to Dwarfs' as religious doctrine). ...28
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@xeroxhero56153 years agoWe’re a long way from the Shire, Mr [CENSORED] 46
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@sorkvild14733 years agoAnother video about G.R.R Token books ? Amazing! "The Halfling or There and Back Again" is the best gangsta story better even than " The Fellowship of the hammer" 45
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@szymonrozanski69383 years agoNOOOO not the cathay restaurant. Oh well atleast we still got the "Living Meat" Restaurant. Totally not sylvania spies. 50
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@nobodyspecial90973 years ago he sounds like a pixelated Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force 28
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@Inshabael.3 years agoI remember once a halfling from Mootland gave me some of their fine herbs...only to later find out that those "herbs" were in fact a clan pestilens Skaven pubes. 37
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@Moonhermit-3 years agoIs..is that a Witch Hunter with the voice of Carl from ATHF? 66
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@diegocamacho64773 years agoThe Moot is an illegitimate state. That land belongs to Stirland and Averland. 97
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@williamoforangedidnothingwrong3 years ago"Battle of Five Gangs" this made my chuckle whole-heartedly 5
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@Hippie6293 years agoNow I'm picturing a drunk Witch Hunter Carl in a wagon with 2 wicked painted on the side while he's pretending it's a steam tank. 5
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@filipbronic22483 years agoCarl is spreading through the warhammer like a clan pestilens plague and just like clans pestilens, I can't get enough of it 5
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@khornatekrieger30233 years agoI'll never get tired of hearing Carl's voice thrown around and used in these. Edit since I got a heart. Maybe one of these documentaries could be on Carl Franz. 6
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@linus54893 years agoThe old world geography serie is amazing 6
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@Kaimariification3 years agoThat witch-hunter gave me a Carl vibe from ATHF. Poor guy seems to keep dealing with this kind of crap so much that you start to feel bad for him. 2
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@itsjared48453 years agoI'm the distance, you can just see Vlad and Isabella calling to see if they can book there weekly reservation in mootland. 2
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@7337simi3 years agoNever thought about Bilbo to be responsible for the battle of the five armies and the destruction of Esgaroth. Will never get that out of my head now I guess, rip. Thanks 😠 2
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@Lollix873 years ago. No matter how many times you will kill/cook him, my Poor Morghur will, ehm, "spawn" again. U_U 11
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@deathkorpstrooper82283 years agoNo, Not the "Battle of Five Gangs" again. They will ruin Altdorf... Again! GOD DAMMIT BAGGINS! 43
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@northerncricket51993 years agoCan you make funny sound effects over thrott the unclean gulping down warpstone on the character select screen? There's so much untapped meme potential in that animation 2
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@anjairis3 years agoThis is one of the best so far holy fucking shit that was hilarious! XD 2
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@swolie3 years agoI see that Carl Brutananadilewski became a witch hunter. 5
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@orthobison97493 years agoSo is it just me or does this guy sound like the narrator from The Stanley Parable? Does anyone remember that game. Dang it’s been a while. 17
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@davebowman90003 years agoThis is the most hilarious video in both fandoms! Congratulations on such an amazing success!!! 1
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@gideonmele15563 years agoI can see why Vlad always invades the Moot 3
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@Hasemann13 years agoI just watched a 4min + advertisement. I hope you get rich bro 3
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@AdventurerOfOblivion3 years agoI love how the subtitles never match up with what is actually being said. 3
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@jamesvoidray76463 years agoThat one's the best so far. Keep it up dude!
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@Shackospeare3 years ago i need that as my cellphone tone 1
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@Diurdii3 years agoAny character voiced by Carl is fucking gold 2
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@cesare_13023 years agoThis is absolute GOLD. You earn a subscriber today
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@yamochanchan2 years agoOhhhh so one of Celestial Dragon siblings is hiding in Altdorf! Future Cathay DLC confirmed! 1
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@nodrogstengrad47823 years agoThis is being implemented into my D&D world at some point. It’s brilliant. 1
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@praise_kek3403 years agoI am really enjoying this keep making more
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@ryleequinn92203 years agoIt is no exagertion or hyperbole that all evils of the world are endorsed and committed by Halfings . A Halfling feels no empathy, nor remorse, no common humanity that separtes us from simple beasts. The only love a Halfling can feel, if you dare describe it so is that for money. A Halfling would sooner sell his own mother for a pouch of silvers than do a single good deed in his entire gaping hole of an existance. - ssethtzeentach ...2
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@The_Great_Eye3 years agoThis fits so well since I Just installed the OVN factions mod and tried out the Halflings today. 1
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@discountplaguedoctor882 years agoPretty sure that was Zhao Ming's favorite restaurant. 2
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@lukedufresne78662 years agoThis video made me way happier than it should’ve
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@shimmereyes89843 years agoI love how Games Workshop completely stole the poor halflings into becoming freaking thieves 1
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@sweepmachine89653 years agoBEST FUCKING VID YET!!! I want to watch it again.
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@chaospacemarine83303 years agoTHIS COMMENT WAS REMOVED FROM PUBLIC VIEWING BY THE TOLKIEN™ ESTATE.110
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@PipoZePoulp3 years agoThe Moot, sandwiched between the land nobody wants to visit and the state nobody wants to be visited by. 1
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@koheletcalaforexclan65083 years ago Jeez The Burn! Morghur’s Dead and he’s still kicked 😆
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@xxbigxx42043 years agoMan this was amazing Escape me some Chuckles made me laugh this was good thank you
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@Andreazor3 years agoInquisitor Carl Brutananadilewski. He once had that problem with the Chaos Hound. 1
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@lordsesshomaru8960last yearThe Witch Hunter rant had me on floor 😂😂😂💀
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@Aleksenorus3 years agoThat was great. I'm really looking forward to the story about the Bordelo and the "hardworking" Alberic. 😄😁 1
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@ShineyFace13373 years agoWitchhunter Carl: Hey freak! Your gonna be judged for the heretical things you did! Heretic: I didn't do no heresy! Witchhunter Carl: you did! You freaking did, I saw you! 1
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@SuperRedarmy1233 years agomake more this it so funny plus nice reference lord of rings 1
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@johntucker79053 years agoA classic "oh Sigmar No!" from Witch Hunter Carl when the dragon arose from the restaurant would have made this video perfect
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@MrIpokeu3 years agoHaha, keep up with the old world geographic, it's very entertaining. =D
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@fumarc45013 years agoI now want a big red dragon to attack Mootland. 1
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@ProjectEkerTest333 years agoIt's almost like most of Warhammer is just LoTR but changed a bit... 27
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@_greenrunner_3 years agoThis is quite possibly the greatest meme to ever come out of warhammer I demand more
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@EliteWarrior10266 months agoIn the book, Tolkien counted the Goblins and Wargs as two separate factions, hence Five Armies. So the Norsca will ally with the Greenskins, but accidentally only sent the Warhounds and Ice Wolves units.
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@SomeOneWandering3 years agoI just love how the Inquisitor Captain is voice by Carl from Aqua Teen
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@timothybyrne97643 years agoI can apreciate this new text to speach device.
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@elmanhux3 years agoNOOOOOO!!! MORGHUR!!! I bet you are an absolute delicacy in Mootland, so you better watch out next time! :,S 1
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@MagusLay3 years agoWitch Hunter's voice makes me think of an Altdorfian Carl from Aqua Teen and now I can't unsee it
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@kagetoshin97613 years agoNephew Baggins: Uncle can u tell me that story Uncle Baggins: Watch this video 1
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@DeinosCZ3 years agoDamn you Tairriff ! I laughed so hard on those SUBTLE references I almost choke .......................... and now my belly huts. Damn those Baggins !!!
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@bertibert66563 years agoAh that is why Morghur ended up in the cooking show. A classic Prequel 1
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@helwrecht16373 years ago best part! Omg I was bursting with laughter 1
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@Rudevald3 years agoSir you are genious and if i could subscribe to you each and every day for next millenium I WOULD.
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@tonyfranksland4283 years agoHalfling is like a global super power that cause problem 1
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@johnbennett76283 years agoMe: reads the title. My brain: aw shit here we go again. Cue Skarsnik laughing in Black Speech Wasn’t expecting that were you.
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@nickorlove78483 years agoThat witch hunter sort of m sounded like carol from Aqua team hunger force. This is now my new head cannon.
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@gergokerekes45503 years agothis was like, 5 world deep. I like it. 2
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@jacobirving8999last yearThe witch hunter has to be my favorite recurring character
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@kasatimshardnim3 years agoAll I learned from this video is that if I'm playing as the empire and I get that pop up with the halflings asking for protection against the vampires for the 200th time, ill just let the vampires have them. 1
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@definitelynotwu48113 years ago"Battle of Five gangs will begin" hehe You should probably make an entire video on witch hunter Carl .
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@thezstorm73913 years agoI see that line from The Hobbit Tolkien books you added, very nice
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@snakebolt24593 years agoThe five armies elves, dwarf , ork, humans and a goddamn
Related videos for Old World Geographic - In a hole in Mootland there lived a Halfling:
+It was hard to make a video about Halflings
Without a Halfling model 687
Who let Balthasar Gelt out? 1014
Thorgrim: time to write another grudge. 56
-Tzeentch 61
They are taking the hobbits to Averland! 33
Fun fact 2: There is an Empire-wide Halfling organization for equal right, called Quinsberry Lodge, specifically because the Halflings are most oppressed non-human minority within the Empire (with plenty of attacks and outright pogrom - especially by the Stirlanders, throughout the history), since both the Imperial Dwarfs and Elves are wealthy and powerful enough (both as a group and individuals) to escape persecution and even fight off the lynch mob (and in case of the Dwarfs, with the additional advantage of the Cult of Sigmar literally having 'be nice to Dwarfs' as religious doctrine). ... 28
Oh well atleast we still got the "Living Meat" Restaurant.
Totally not sylvania spies. 50
Edit since I got a heart. Maybe one of these documentaries could be on Carl Franz. 6
GOD DAMMIT BAGGINS! 43
Future Cathay DLC confirmed! 1
I want to watch it again.
Jeez The Burn! Morghur’s Dead and he’s still kicked 😆
Heretic: I didn't do no heresy!
Witchhunter Carl: you did! You freaking did, I saw you! 1
I demand more
So the Norsca will ally with the Greenskins, but accidentally only sent the Warhounds and Ice Wolves units.
I bet you are an absolute delicacy in Mootland, so you better watch out next time! :,S 1
Uncle Baggins: Watch this video 1
I laughed so hard on those SUBTLE references I almost choke .......................... and now my belly huts.
Damn those Baggins !!!
My brain: aw shit here we go again.
Cue Skarsnik laughing in Black Speech
Wasn’t expecting that were you.
I like it. 2
You should probably make an entire video on witch hunter Carl .