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Old World Geographic - In a hole in Mootland there lived a Halfling

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    @Tarriff3 years ago God damn it Baggins!
    +It was hard to make a video about Halflings
    Without a Halfling model
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    @eviem56583 years ago "He's in downtown screaming he's fire and death and covered in gold!"
    Who let Balthasar Gelt out?
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    @EldarPanic3 years ago For a second I forgot which fantasy universe this was.... 799
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    @mathieuverschelden45253 years ago Imperial Chronicler Tolkien: Ah shit, here we go again. Then again, this might turn into an interesting story... 488
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    @ollaniuspius12113 years ago I sense a "Make Altdorf Great Again" campaign from this Witch-Hunter 326
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    @smileybones91723 years ago That witch hunter's name is Tolkien, and he went on to be the most esteemed fantasy author in Altdorf! 278
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    @InquisitorThomas3 years ago Baggins is going to return home to Mootland to find Vlad and Isabella eating all his relatives. 415
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    @multi-snakedragon41843 years ago When oakenshield dies
    Thorgrim: time to write another grudge.
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    @toastedghost89713 years ago out of all the places in the Warhammer universe to live, the Mootland seems like a pretty decent place to settle down. When there aren't vampires snooping around that is... 167
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    @Azoth867303 years ago "Just as planned"
    -Tzeentch
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    @Shrapnel573 years ago That Stirlander saying about shooting halflings on sight makes awful lot of sense to me now. 150
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    @demoscassi80553 years ago Meanwhile, an imperial Gray wizard is visiting Lord Necromancer in Slovenia. 34
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    @user-zr2xs2os6c3 years ago From this video I`ve learned that it`s hard to be an old man with a golden ring in the Empire. Especially if you`re from Averland or state-nobody-wants-to-visit 131
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    @tvs59413 years ago Orion, what do your elven eyes see?
    They are taking the hobbits to Averland!
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    @The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia3 years ago God damn it Tariff, now you made me wanna do a Mootland campain roleplaying as the fellowship. 55
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    @noblemanasa39743 years ago Okay, so the Baggins started a minor war in the Mootland between the Elves, Dawi, and the Empire, then the Orks invaded. That makes 4 and a half armies present, so is the Vampires getting in on this? 440
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    @aasmundhald76383 years ago And the dwarfs: Dwagrim, Bagrim, Ogrim, Glogrim, Bigrim, Bogrim, Bomgrim 296
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    @Tragedous3 years ago The halflings recieved the moot because a halfling cook convinced the emperor that it would be hillarious to steal/permanently borrow from stirland 34
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    @novaterra9733 years ago Fun fact: You can buy a tasty meat pie at cheap price from Halfling vendors in almost every Imperial city. Unfortunately, it is also called Roiling Gut Pocket because the Halflings use their amazing cooking skill to hide the sorry state of ingredients (and sometimes mystery meats), resulting in many trips to the toilet afterward.
    Fun fact 2: There is an Empire-wide Halfling organization for equal right, called Quinsberry Lodge, specifically because the Halflings are most oppressed non-human minority within the Empire (with plenty of attacks and outright pogrom - especially by the Stirlanders, throughout the history), since both the Imperial Dwarfs and Elves are wealthy and powerful enough (both as a group and individuals) to escape persecution and even fight off the lynch mob (and in case of the Dwarfs, with the additional advantage of the Cult of Sigmar literally having 'be nice to Dwarfs' as religious doctrine).
    ...
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    @xeroxhero56153 years ago We’re a long way from the Shire, Mr [CENSORED] 46
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    @sorkvild14733 years ago Another video about G.R.R Token books ? Amazing! "The Halfling or There and Back Again" is the best gangsta story better even than " The Fellowship of the hammer" 45
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    @szymonrozanski69383 years ago NOOOO not the cathay restaurant.
    Oh well atleast we still got the "Living Meat" Restaurant.
    Totally not sylvania spies.
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    @nobodyspecial90973 years ago he sounds like a pixelated Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force 28
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    @Inshabael.3 years ago I remember once a halfling from Mootland gave me some of their fine herbs...only to later find out that those "herbs" were in fact a clan pestilens Skaven pubes. 37
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    @Moonhermit-3 years ago Is..is that a Witch Hunter with the voice of Carl from ATHF? 66
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    @diegocamacho64773 years ago The Moot is an illegitimate state. That land belongs to Stirland and Averland. 97
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    @williamoforangedidnothingwrong3 years ago "Battle of Five Gangs" this made my chuckle whole-heartedly 5
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    @Hippie6293 years ago Now I'm picturing a drunk Witch Hunter Carl in a wagon with 2 wicked painted on the side while he's pretending it's a steam tank. 5
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    @filipbronic22483 years ago Carl is spreading through the warhammer like a clan pestilens plague and just like clans pestilens, I can't get enough of it 5
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    @khornatekrieger30233 years ago I'll never get tired of hearing Carl's voice thrown around and used in these.
    Edit since I got a heart. Maybe one of these documentaries could be on Carl Franz.
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    @linus54893 years ago The old world geography serie is amazing 6
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    @Kaimariification3 years ago That witch-hunter gave me a Carl vibe from ATHF. Poor guy seems to keep dealing with this kind of crap so much that you start to feel bad for him. 2
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    @itsjared48453 years ago I'm the distance, you can just see Vlad and Isabella calling to see if they can book there weekly reservation in mootland. 2
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    @7337simi3 years ago Never thought about Bilbo to be responsible for the battle of the five armies and the destruction of Esgaroth. Will never get that out of my head now I guess, rip. Thanks 😠 2
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    @Lollix873 years ago . No matter how many times you will kill/cook him, my Poor Morghur will, ehm, "spawn" again. U_U 11
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    @deathkorpstrooper82283 years ago No, Not the "Battle of Five Gangs" again. They will ruin Altdorf... Again!
    GOD DAMMIT BAGGINS!
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    @northerncricket51993 years ago Can you make funny sound effects over thrott the unclean gulping down warpstone on the character select screen? There's so much untapped meme potential in that animation 2
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    @anjairis3 years ago This is one of the best so far holy fucking shit that was hilarious! XD 2
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    @swolie3 years ago I see that Carl Brutananadilewski became a witch hunter. 5
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    @orthobison97493 years ago So is it just me or does this guy sound like the narrator from The Stanley Parable? Does anyone remember that game. Dang it’s been a while. 17
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    @davebowman90003 years ago This is the most hilarious video in both fandoms! Congratulations on such an amazing success!!! 1
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    @gideonmele15563 years ago I can see why Vlad always invades the Moot 3
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    @Hasemann13 years ago I just watched a 4min + advertisement. I hope you get rich bro 3
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    @AdventurerOfOblivion3 years ago I love how the subtitles never match up with what is actually being said. 3
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    @jamesvoidray76463 years ago That one's the best so far. Keep it up dude!
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    @Shackospeare3 years ago i need that as my cellphone tone 1
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    @Diurdii3 years ago Any character voiced by Carl is fucking gold 2
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    @cesare_13023 years ago This is absolute GOLD. You earn a subscriber today
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    @yamochanchan2 years ago Ohhhh so one of Celestial Dragon siblings is hiding in Altdorf!
    Future Cathay DLC confirmed!
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    @nodrogstengrad47823 years ago This is being implemented into my D&D world at some point. It’s brilliant. 1
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    @praise_kek3403 years ago I am really enjoying this keep making more
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    @ryleequinn92203 years ago It is no exagertion or hyperbole that all evils of the world are endorsed and committed by Halfings . A Halfling feels no empathy, nor remorse, no common humanity that separtes us from simple beasts. The only love a Halfling can feel, if you dare describe it so is that for money. A Halfling would sooner sell his own mother for a pouch of silvers than do a single good deed in his entire gaping hole of an existance. - ssethtzeentach ... 2
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    @The_Great_Eye3 years ago This fits so well since I Just installed the OVN factions mod and tried out the Halflings today. 1
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    @discountplaguedoctor882 years ago Pretty sure that was Zhao Ming's favorite restaurant. 2
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    @lukedufresne78662 years ago This video made me way happier than it should’ve
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    @shimmereyes89843 years ago I love how Games Workshop completely stole the poor halflings into becoming freaking thieves 1
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    @sweepmachine89653 years ago BEST FUCKING VID YET!!!
    I want to watch it again.
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    @chaospacemarine83303 years ago THIS COMMENT WAS REMOVED FROM PUBLIC VIEWING BY THE TOLKIEN™ ESTATE. 110
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    @PipoZePoulp3 years ago The Moot, sandwiched between the land nobody wants to visit and the state nobody wants to be visited by. 1
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    @koheletcalaforexclan65083 years ago
    Jeez The Burn! Morghur’s Dead and he’s still kicked 😆
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    @xxbigxx42043 years ago Man this was amazing Escape me some Chuckles made me laugh this was good thank you
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    @Andreazor3 years ago Inquisitor Carl Brutananadilewski. He once had that problem with the Chaos Hound. 1
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    @lordsesshomaru8960last year The Witch Hunter rant had me on floor 😂😂😂💀
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    @Aleksenorus3 years ago That was great. I'm really looking forward to the story about the Bordelo and the "hardworking" Alberic. 😄😁 1
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    @ShineyFace13373 years ago Witchhunter Carl: Hey freak! Your gonna be judged for the heretical things you did!
    Heretic: I didn't do no heresy!
    Witchhunter Carl: you did! You freaking did, I saw you!
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    @SuperRedarmy1233 years ago make more this it so funny plus nice reference lord of rings 1
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    @johntucker79053 years ago A classic "oh Sigmar No!" from Witch Hunter Carl when the dragon arose from the restaurant would have made this video perfect
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    @MrIpokeu3 years ago Haha, keep up with the old world geographic, it's very entertaining. =D
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    @fumarc45013 years ago I now want a big red dragon to attack Mootland. 1
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    @ProjectEkerTest333 years ago It's almost like most of Warhammer is just LoTR but changed a bit... 27
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    @_greenrunner_3 years ago This is quite possibly the greatest meme to ever come out of warhammer
    I demand more
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    @EliteWarrior10266 months ago In the book, Tolkien counted the Goblins and Wargs as two separate factions, hence Five Armies.
    So the Norsca will ally with the Greenskins, but accidentally only sent the Warhounds and Ice Wolves units.
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    @SomeOneWandering3 years ago I just love how the Inquisitor Captain is voice by Carl from Aqua Teen
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    @timothybyrne97643 years ago I can apreciate this new text to speach device.
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    @elmanhux3 years ago NOOOOOO!!! MORGHUR!!!
    I bet you are an absolute delicacy in Mootland, so you better watch out next time! :,S
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    @MagusLay3 years ago Witch Hunter's voice makes me think of an Altdorfian Carl from Aqua Teen and now I can't unsee it
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    @kagetoshin97613 years ago Nephew Baggins: Uncle can u tell me that story
    Uncle Baggins: Watch this video
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    @DeinosCZ3 years ago Damn you Tairriff !
    I laughed so hard on those SUBTLE references I almost choke .......................... and now my belly huts.
    Damn those Baggins !!!
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    @bertibert66563 years ago Ah that is why Morghur ended up in the cooking show. A classic Prequel 1
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    @helwrecht16373 years ago best part! Omg I was bursting with laughter 1
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    @Rudevald3 years ago Sir you are genious and if i could subscribe to you each and every day for next millenium I WOULD.
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    @tonyfranksland4283 years ago Halfling is like a global super power that cause problem 1
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    @johnbennett76283 years ago Me: reads the title.
    My brain: aw shit here we go again.
    Cue Skarsnik laughing in Black Speech
    Wasn’t expecting that were you.
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    @nickorlove78483 years ago That witch hunter sort of m sounded like carol from Aqua team hunger force. This is now my new head cannon.
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    @gergokerekes45503 years ago this was like, 5 world deep.
    I like it.
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    @jacobirving8999last year The witch hunter has to be my favorite recurring character
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    @kasatimshardnim3 years ago All I learned from this video is that if I'm playing as the empire and I get that pop up with the halflings asking for protection against the vampires for the 200th time, ill just let the vampires have them. 1
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    @definitelynotwu48113 years ago "Battle of Five gangs will begin" hehe
    You should probably make an entire video on witch hunter Carl .
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    @thezstorm73913 years ago I see that line from The Hobbit Tolkien books you added, very nice
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    @snakebolt24593 years ago The five armies elves, dwarf , ork, humans and a goddamn